Ready, go!
Hi there! You're watching "Hayate No Gotoku!"
It's been three years since the last TV series,
I can't lift this.
and one year since the movie.
I made it!
Tonight, the new TV series finally starts!
Together, we three can do it!
Ready, go!
The creators put their all
We did it!
Hey guys! It's been a while!
into this show,
so that fans of the manga, other series,
What're you doing, Yukiji?
And you call yourself a teacher?
and our new fans are all satisfied.
You're so cruel, Katsura-chan!
Relax and please enjoy the show.
Ow! Ow! Sorry! Sorry!
Well then, here's night one of
Ayasaki-kun! Ayasaki-kun!
Hayate no Gotoku: "Can't Take My Eyes Off You."
Help me, Ayasaki-kun! They're being mean!
Coming right up!
Why, you...
Gonna die...
I'm gonna die...
At this rate, someone's gonna discover the body
of an unidentified beauty in the Nevada Desert.
You too?
You're a thief, too? That's mine!
You dare steal that from me, you dumb cactus?
Give it back! Give back my hankie!
Oh, I see. A stupid cactus is making me get all serious.
You're certainly going to regret—
Hot! I burned my hand!
It's in my eyes! My eyes! Ouch!
Hayate!
He's not gonna come.
After all, he's not my butler anymore.
It's been nine months since I became Miss Nagi's butler.
Miss!
It's already noon!
It's time to wake up.
Miss.
It's already noon, Miss.
What do you want? It's the crack of dawn...
No, it's already noon.
See?
That doesn't turn back time.
Ugh, stop bothering me, Hayate!
Can't I sleep in on my day off?
I let you sleep until noon, didn't I?
Shut up!
You idiot, Hayate! Stupid!
Hurry and get dressed, Miss.
Are you trying to kill me?
It won't kill you to wake up at noon.
Honestly...
Hello? This is the Sanzenin residence.
Hello? This is Sanzenin...
No, I'm Maria and working as a maid. Well...
...the police?
As the rain of crime and punishment falls
I am lonely, but won't let myself be consumed by it.
I promise to be alive tomorrow.
Even if evil leads me astray,
I will engrave in my heart the strength
To shake it all off and break through the despair,
As the light shines through the sky...
Ruka Suirenji's new album, “Gospel,” is now on sale.
Ruka Suirenji
Gospel
Live performance coming to Las Vegas!
I can't believe it's the end of September.
Is there anything fun going on, Hayate?
I keep telling you, Miss...
If you lie like that,
I can see your underwear.
You're a girl, so have a little dignity. Dignity!
Leave me alone.
And if you keep telling yourself everything is boring,
you'll start to think of even fun things as boring.
You say that, but...
I had such an active summer. Now that it's over,
it's like there's a big hole in my heart.
Miss...
So to fill this hole in my heart,
I stay up late
playing games, reading manga,
and watching anime, then crash.
I know all I do is play games, read manga,
watch anime, and crash, but I can't help it.
Maybe to you, it looks like I'm loafing around, but really...
There's no other way it could look.
I wish you'd be more active.
At this rate, you won't have the energy
to finish your hectic second semester.
No worries.
I'll just stay home from school then.
I'll take charge of my fall break...
This isn't good.
If this continues, the already useless Miss Nagi
will become an even more useless loser.
I must try to stop this...
I'm so bored I'm getting dizzy...
But how...
What's happening? What's this?
I wonder if there's anything good on TV.
An unidentified flying object was spotted...
A shining, unidentified flying object approaches Area 51, Nevada
in Nevada's Area 51! We'll uncover the mystery!
Special Report A UFO appears!?
Yaoi is on it!
We asked military personnel for information.
Did you actually see the UFO?
Yes, I did.
There's no way a Countach can be found in the desert.
It had to be a UFO.
Our information wasn't wrong!
I can't believe these shows are still on TV...
They put so much effort into such...
There's a mysterious place called Area 51 in America...
Huh?
Oh... Miss Nagi is smart enough
to skip grades and attend high school,
but she's argumentative and forgetful.
She is still only 13...
Although this UFO story is cliché...
Footage of an alien autopsy?
It's new to Miss Nagi.
Nagi!
Miss Nagi, Maria-san is calling you.
Later!
I'm busy watching this investigative TV show!
Please, hurry!
I received a call from the Nevada Police Department.
Huh?
What?
Your deceased father's belongings?
Yeah.
They want me to visit America
and confirm whether the stuff
they found actually belonged to my father.
Can't they send it to you?
Um... They said no 'cause
the items might break if shipped,
and they aren't entirely sure the stuff was his.
Ne...va...da...
Security is tight at the Nevada Police Department.
Miss Nagi, who was your father?
He supposedly died in a car accident
near Las Vegas just before I was born.
Nevada Area 51
I've never met him, nor have any memory of him.
I don't even know what his last words were...
I can't believe they said they'd get rid
of his belongings if you don't come within 10 days.
You do have school...
What are you saying?
There are more important things than school!
Huh?
I have to see if my father really loved me.
Area 51
After this, how could I focus on school or studying?
Sounds like...
...she's started making excuses.
Although I've never known him,
I need to find out if my father loved me!
I've never cared before,
but now I have to know!
I must leave right away.
Forget school! Off to America!
And if we have time,
She couldn't care less about her father.
let's go see aliens at Area 51!
Totally, if we have time!
I wonder what her father left behind.
Well...
Photos of a lover would be tragic, wouldn't it?
M-Maria-san...
Connecting
Theater
Part A
I think I'm going to start writing posts in 140 characters.
Oh, yes. What a brilliant idea.
But you're too late, Isumi-chan!
I am already posting in 140 characters!
What? You're already posting in 140 characters, Mother?
And my account name is GaGa!
GaGa?
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Theater
Part B
And what exactly is mother, AKA Miss GaGa, posting about?
Mainly, just gripes about... raising children!
Gripes about raising children?
"So tired of my daughter's stupid questions." Send!
Send?
What do you mean, I can't go to America?
I didn't say that.
I said I'm against you
leaving now, when school starts in two days.
Look at the calendar.
You can go during Silver Week.
There's no need to skip school.
What?
It means much more if we go during school!
That's exactly what you shouldn't do.
What does Hayate think?
What about you, Hayate?
Don't you want to skip school and go to America?
Um... I...
Hayate-kun.
Don't spoil her too much.
Um... Uh... Maria-san does have a point.
Um, where are you going, Miss?
I'm leaving.
Huh?
I can't be a hermit in a house
full of people who want me at school!
I'll be a hermit somewhere else!
What? What are you saying, Miss?
Shut up!
I'm going to this world's Gandhara,
a land where only NEETs and hermits reside.
That is a land where you mustn't go.
I am leaving this house! Don't follow me!
Wa-Wait, Miss!
It'll be a disaster if you get kidnapped again!
Please don't come home too late.
Miss! Wait, Miss Nagi!
So you had nowhere to go but here.
But...
Don't be selfish and make those two worry.
Wha... What?
You only realize the importance of
something after you lose it...
Haven't you already learned that?
They'll run out of patience and you'll lose them.
You're so meddlesome...
It's dangerous around here lately, so be careful on your way home!
Like Chiharu understands anything...
Gyokusai Park
I know!
Since I'm in Akiba,
I'll buy some games or something and head back.
I saw a few things I wanted.
I might as well...
Yikes! I ran out the door
without money or my cell phone...
I do have this in my pocket...
I wonder how much I have left?
Only 170 yen... I can barely get...
Super Spicy Red Bean Drink
No! What'd I just buy?
I really don't wanna drink this!
What to do, what to do? I can't even get home...
I guess I'd better calm down and drink this.
Super Spicy Red Bean Drink
Oh no. It's getting dark.
And it's supposedly dangerous around here.
There you are, Miss.
Haya—
Wh-What is it?
You betrayed me earlier, you betrayer!
"Betrayer"? Oh, come on.
In any case, Maria-san is waiting.
Let's go home together.
I won't accept help from a betrayer!
M-Miss!
If you want me to go home with you,
you have to drink all of my Super Spicy Red Bean Drink!
What? This drink?
That's right. If you can drink it,
I suppose I could go home with you.
Super Spicy Red Bean Drink
But why in the world did you buy this?
I just don't understand how the wealthy think,
Hayate Ayasaki-kun.
You are...?
An enemy? A friend?
A mysterious woman. Otherwise known as...
Princess Camelia!
Are you lost?
D-Don't you touch my head!
I-It's rude!
I'm sorry, you're just so short that I...
Now, where did you come from?
Don't crouch down to talk to me!
Don't relax your guard, Ayasaki Hayate!
You relax, but danger is upon you!
Just look!
This is the part where I save the girl
and take the treasure as my reward...
Oh!
The pitiful kidnapped princess.
And the knight who protects the princess.
The one who is most important to him...
has been stolen.
But what, exactly, does that mean?
The insolent ones have yet to realize...
the fatal mistake they have made.
It's a one way ticket to Hell.
No one may come into contact with it.
Doing so...
incurs its wrath.
Oh no. Poor Miss Nagi.
There must be a reason behind the kidnapping.
I'm sure they're hoping to
exchange her for a big reward.
Or something.
Like, perhaps, a treasure handed down throughout the Sanzenin family...
I'm borrowing this bicycle.
What? You can't have it!
Besides, you have to hear me out!
What?
Then you can come with me.
Hey, hey! Let me go!
Quiet!
Talk and I bite your tongue.
It all went according to plan.
All right, bro!
Wow! This hasn't happened for a while...
Huh, she's really nice and calm.
Well, I'm kind of used to it.
Anyway, you have your seat belts on?
What? Why?
Well, um...
It's dangerous.
Wh-What was that?
It's Hayate.
Huh?
No matter what happens,
if I call for him, he'll save me.
He's my butler.
He's Hayate Ayasaki.
Ugh! Shoot!
Hey, bro!
He's still chasing us!
Did we lose him?
I don't see him, bro!
In front of you.
Shoot. Bro!
Bro!
Oh no...
Don't come any closer, you monster!
Come any closer...
and I'll...
You really don't hold back.
Are you hurt,
Miss?
So who's the shorty over there?
Such humiliation... Humiliation...
I'm sorry. Are you all right?
H-Hayate Ayasaki!
Just you remember... You'll pay for this!
What's going on?
Well...
Why don't we...
go home?
Okay.
We're home!
Welcome back! Oh my!
She fell asleep?
Um, yeah.
If she sleeps until morning,
she'll won't be late for school.
That's right.
But anyway... Who's that?
What?
Me?
I'm Ruri Tsugumi.
I'm Nagi Sanzenin's...
little sister!
Katsura-chan!
So! How did you like
Are you dead?
night one of “Hayate No Gotoku"?
She's dead.
The storyline will ramp up next week, so...
I'm not dead!
Shut up!
Look forward to it!